The habits of this bird are sadly predictable. Worried that his nest won’t hold, he builds two. Too nervous to sing, it makes alarmed little calls throughout the night. The mating season is especially hard on this species, amplifying its abundant neuroses. Advice: A kind word here or there couldn’t hurt.















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In the morning I’ll brew him uppa cuppa and I’ll be sure to make it de-caffinated!
-Smiley
Maybe Xanax? Cognitive therapy? Bhakti yoga?
He’s a cute little fella.
Oh, yes, be kind to him all you want. That’s just what he wants, mark my words. Better get out now while you can; in the long run he’ll drive you round the bleedin’ bend!!
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